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Benazir Bhutto Loose Nukes to Osama bin Laden caused George Bush

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by OZinOH

Article by Karen Fish

If not for George Bush Benazir Bhutto would be alive today and Pakistan’s nuclear arsenal would not be edging closer into the hands of Osama bin Laden, if he is actually alive and not being impersonated on video by some actor using Marc Anthony hair products from amazon dot com. What is the area code for North Waziristan? Why are there numerous witnesses to the funeral of Osama bin Laden who say that he died 3 years ago of natural causes? What purpose does it serve President Pervez Musharraf and President George Bush to pretend that Osama bin Laden is still alive and to blame every Texas Rangers’ loss, the wars on Iraq, Afghanistan and Iran and the assassination of Benazir Bhutto on Osama bin Laden?

The key suspects in the assassination of Benazir Bhutto at this point are Lee Harvey Oswald, John Mark Karr, Osama bin Laden, Pervez Musharraf and the Ford Bronco dealership. Never mind that Benazir Bhutto’s surgeon said that she died from a bullet wound to the neck and that CNN is repeatedly showing the gun aimed at her large target from point blank range; Pervez Musharraf is now calling it an accident and blaming Osama bin Laden, which also takes the pressure off of his military and financial backer George Bush for coaxing her out of exile and retirement and leading her like a lamb to the slaughter. Osama bin Laden is the all time patsy, if you don’t count Patsy Cline or Natalie Maines.

George W. Bush is the absolute proof that the road to Hell is paved with good intentions. George Bush is the world’s favorite scapegoat, including in the United States. The American people are the all time Monday morning quaterbacks for blaming George Bush for everything from the 10 trillion dollar deficit, the collapse of the American dollar, the war in Iraq, Afghanistan, Iran and 9/11, in a conspiracy with Osama bin Laden, whose Saudi Arabian family financed President Bush’s oil company.

Did George Bush select Dick Cheney as his running mate to ensure that he would never be assassinated? Benazir Bhutto emailed Wolf Blitzer to say that if she is killed make sure to blame ex General Musharraf for not providing her with sufficent security. Did Benazir Bhutto not watch Walter Cronkite announce the assassination of John Fitzgerald Kennedy in the 1961 Ford Lincoln convertible? Aren’t Roman Catholics superstitious about riding in cars named after assassinated Presidents? Who thought up the word ass ass inate? Did it derive from the vehicle which Jesus Christ used to ride into Jerusalem?

Actually the word “assassin” derives from the Arabic word hashshashin, hashish users. We interrupt our war on drugs to bring you our war on terror. The world is a great place for people interested in horror movies and murder mystery action dramas. President Bush now doesn’t know whether to attack Iran or Pakistan first. The American Presidential candidates are now trumpeting the importance of their experience. Who has more experience than George Bush, Pervez Musharraf, Benazir Bhutto and Osama bin Laden? How are they doing?

Upon learning of the death of Prime Minister Bhutto, President Bush said, “Those who committed this crime must be brought to justice.” Who brokered the deal with Pervez Musharraf to allow Benazir Bhutto to return to Pakistan from her comfortable exile, who got Pervez Musharraf to pardon her for the corruption charges against her and who told her to go back to Pakistan to become Prime Minister, bring democracy to Pakistan and subdue Osama bin Laden?

It seemed like a good idea to the American people at the time, as did the invasion of Iraq in 2003. In 2003 the American people tarred and feathered and boycotted Natalie Maines and the Dixie Chicks for saying to tremendous applause at a concert in London, England, “I am ashamed that George Bush is from Texas.” The invasion of Iraq seemed like a good idea at the time.

Saddam Hussein had already used weapons of mass destruction on his own Kurdish people. One would have thought that the Kurds would have thrown rose petals at the feet of the American soldiers for liberating them from the brutal dictator Saddam Hussein. One also would have thought that the oppressed Shiite majority would have gotten out the rose petals to be liberated from the Sunni dictator using Iraq’s wealth to build torture prisons and palaces. One would have thought that in their gratitude the Kurds and the Shiites would have agreed to share the wealth with the minority Sunnis and the liberating Americans, but the road to Hell is paved with good intentions. Who knew that President Bush would turn out to be the butcher of Abu Ghraib, other than Natalie Maines?

Well, perhaps Dr. Michel de Nostradame, Nostradamus knew in the 1500’s. He predicted in code three anti Christs, Napoleon (Napaulon Roy), Hitler (Hister), and the third and final anti Christ, maBUS. Turn the “m” upside down and ask yourself if being Satan is grounds for impeachment. Perhaps it is coincidence that Nostradmus’ Emperor anti Christs keep losing their armies in Russia.

Benazir Bhutto was killed because she knew George Bush, if al Qaeda killed her. If Musharraf killed her, then he did it to hold on to power, just as he replaced the Supreme Court, jailed Benazir Bhutto and declared martial law. If Benazir Bhutto committed suicide then perhaps she’d had enough, longed for Kennedyesque immortality, (she did go to Harvard), and was anxious to get to Paradise with Allah, crystal clear streams, 72 virgins, and 80,000 servants per martyr, before the servants ran out.

In the meantime Perv is wearing two hats. In Pakistan he tells the Mullahs that they need him otherwise Bush will invade Pakistan. In the oval office he tells Satan that he needs him otherwise Osama bin Laden will grab Pakistan and their nukes, so President Lucifer better give him 50 billion dolars in unmarked bills. Certainly George Bush is a patriotic American who loves his country, his wife, his twins and his church. It isn’t his fault that he’s possessed and everything that he touches turns to kaka; at least he’s experienced.

About the Author

Karen Fish is a writer currently living in Los Angeles California.The Temple of Love

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