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Best lame pick up lines

Article by Nerea Newman

Is there an airport near by or is that my heart taking off?You’re so hot that you make the sun jealous.Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?I like every bone in your body especially mine.How about you sit on my lap and we will see what pops up?Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want?Why don’t you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?Baby I am like milk, I will do your body good.Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.Hey baby lets play army I will lay down you can blow me up.If your left is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays.If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?You are like a PringlesOnce I pop you, I can’t stop you!I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn’t 3.5 inches and it ain’t floppy.Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats five.If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?You are like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can’t stop you!I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn’t 3.5 inches and it ain’t floppy.I would marry your cat just to get in the family.I have gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.My friend and I have a bet that you won’t take off you blouse in a public place.No, I am not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?Pardon me, are you in heat?!Are you sure you’re not an alien because you’ve just abducted my heart!Hey that dress looks nice. Can I talk you out of it.I’d marry your cat just to get in the family.If I followed you home, would you keep me?Baby I am like milk, I will do your body good.Do you like magic? (Yes or No) I want to cast a spell on you with my magic meat wand.Do you like Subway? How about my foot long?

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