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Funny Pick Up Lines To Use On Valentine’s Day

Article by How To Get Girls

Funny pickup lines are shared for a good laugh or too extend friendship. However, the one at the receiving end of such a line might not be very happy with it. The one who uses such pickup lines must be ready for either a hug or a tight slap. Be cautious!

Funny pickup lines can leave you rolling on the grounds or seethe in anger. A great sense of humor can break the ice with a stranger. The hilarious lines also brings a grin on his/her face and that can be satisfying enough.

I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost certainly one of their angels.Is your name Gillette? Because you are the best a man could possibly get!

You know what would look fantastic on you? Me.

Can I read your T shirt in brail?

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

I lost my number, can I have yours?

Let’s make like fabric softner and snuggle

Do you like bananas or blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancackes to make in the morning.

Hey baby. Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m not really a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!

Hi. there. Inheriting 50 million dollars does not imply much when you’ve got a weak heart.

Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I noticed myself in your pants.

The body consist of 90% water and I’m thirsty.

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!

I’ve heard sex is a killer. Wish to die happy?

Pardon me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?

Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks?

You know, winning the lottery doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.

If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.

What’s 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

Had you been a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous.

All those curves! And me without any brakes!

Can I even get a fake number?

You’ll do.

Excuse me for interrupting and I’m not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country if you’re packing that much ass.

I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would personally put U and I together.

Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?

You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.

Are you an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?

I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!

Your mom was excellent, so i figured you would be too.

I would say God bless you but it appears to be he already did.

It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out.

Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.

Damn, I’m glad I am not blind!

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?

You look like my second wife! And I’ve only been married once!

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Do you believe in love at first siight, or should I walk past you again?

If you were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst!

Pardon me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency.

My mom told me to giver her a call the very first time I fell in love.

Be the patron of enjoyment and spread it while chanting some great funny pickup lines. There are many that can be successfully at any occasion to woo the attention of a man or a girl. In most of the cases, it is a girl who is at he receiving end unless she is too smart to counter it.

Copyright Dean Cortez – Hilarious Pick Up Lines

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