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Guys – You Won’t Believe How Easy it is for Me to Pick Up Girls

Article by John Dugan

Okay, okay, so when it comes to picking up girls I used to be the king of shyness. I simply didn’t know how to approach them and when I did muster up the nerve they always seemed more interested in my friends than me… At least, I used to believe that. Now things are a little different. I am definitely more confident, and well, now I know what it takes to get the ladies doing exactly what all guys wish gals would do. Let me explain.

My friend Matt invited me to go camping with a group of buddies we had both known for years.

Six of us drove out to the park grounds, set up camp and fished at the river until the sun started to go down.

That evening, sitting around a roaring campfire, drinking beer and feasting on fresh caught trout, we started to talk about women. Guys who were more experienced with the ladies couldn’t help but brag. I, of course, just sat there and listened contently with an all-knowing smile on my face. I had my little secret. When the stories about the best pick up lines began and each guy explained how he had managed to go home with the hottest girl ever, I sat there and laughed.

I couldn’t believe the lengths to which some of my friends would go just to go home with a girl. They said it was all based on psychology, things like body language, what the guys wore, and what they said made all the difference. I had my doubts. I mean, how is the line, ‘I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet,’ supposed to land a girl?

One of the guys, Jason, finely snapped. I guess my laughter and lack of input perplexed him, so he confronted me.

“So, genius, what’s your pick up secret then?” he asked.

“Man 1,” I replied.

“Man 1?” Bobby asked. “What’s that?”

The guys all stopped talking and listened, some even moved closer, so they didn’t miss anything.

“Go on ‘buddy’, tell us more,” said Bobby.

I went on to explain that the art of pick up for me came down to two words, “Man1” Once I said “Man1” the ladies get curious and ask “what’s Man1”? So I go on to tell them in detail about Man1 – my health crème for my manhood.

Matt laughed. “Sure, you do Billy,” he said. “Tell us about a specific time then, huh?”

I took up the challenge instantly. “Sure,” I said.

The guys all huddled in really close then.

“I was in a club one night, and this girl walks up to the bar, she was gorgeous. Her long blonde hair tickled her waistline and she had the greenest eyes I have ever seen. She smiled at the bar tender and asked for a beer. And, while she waited I whispered, ‘Man 1.’

“She looked at me then, and said, ‘Pardon?’

“I repeated myself “Man 1.’

“She then asked me to explain. I asked her if she used a moisturizer because her skin looked so beautiful. She said “yes.” I then went on to tell her that I also used a moisturizer called Man 1, for my manhood. She giggled, and then began to ask questions about it like what it does and when it’s applied. I explained all about Man1 Man Oil, a crème just for men that enhances the health, sensitivity, and appearance of my most important organ. I avoided being crude…that’s very important. Keep the conversation out of the gutter. I went on to explain the vitamins and minerals it contains, and the various ways it improves my health and sex life. See girls are really into lotions and moisturizers for themselves so when they hear that I guy uses it and uses it for his most important tool… Well, one thing leads to another and before I know it we are back at my place and she is helping me apply Man1 to my male member.”

My friends looked shocked. Written across their faces was the question, ‘Billy, ‘the quiet one’ has the most success picking up girls?” One by one they asked more, starting an avalanche of questions. I had to explain, of course, that Man1 isn’t a lubricant. Women seem to find the idea of a guy using a lotion very appealing… And they really like the idea of seeing me use the Man1 Man Oil, you know just rubbing it on myself. Just the idea gets them aroused. Man1 is an incredible turn on for the ladies. For them it’s new, unique, healthy, and sexy and they can bond with the idea of using a lotion for skin care.

After that camping trip I had a new elevated status with the guys. And, sure enough, wouldn’t you know it, all my buddies wanted to go with me on a Saturday night and watch me and my Man1 Man Oil in “gal pick up mode.” However I didn’t want to take any chances on striking out. I mean Man1 doesn’t work as a pick up line with every gal. I spotted a girl in the pub who had responded to my Man1 pick up line before. Wouldn’t you know it, she came right over ready for more action. But I chatted with her for awhile just to let the guys think I was doing my Man1 thing and when she and I walked out of that pub it was to the cheers and shouts of my good buddies.

About the Author

For additional information on most common male health issues, tips on improving skin sensitivity, and what to do to maintain a healthy sex life, visit: John Dugan writes about men’s health issues and is an ongoing contributing writer at

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