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Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a man friend, come and talk to me.Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!Excuse me, I am a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.The word of the day is legs.Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.Is your name Gillette? because you are the best a man can get.Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off?I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.Do you like Subway? How about my foot long?Stand back, I am a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I will loosen her clothes.Hi, I am new in town.Can I have directions to your house?Pardon my is there a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.Do you know CPR because you take my breath away.Your daddy must of been a drug dealer because you are dope.When does your centerfold come out.If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head tonight?Baby, if you were words on a page, you would be what they call FINE PRINT.You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.You make my software turn to hardware!You are so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.If you were a car door I would slam you all night long.How about you sit on my lap and we will straighten things out.Are you from Tennessee? Because you are the only ten I see!Can I have fries with that shake!If I followed you home, would you keep me?You must be tired because you’ve been running through my dreams all night.Are you a broom? Because you sure swept me off my feet.If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?I’m going to put this tear of mine in the ocean. When you find it I’ll stop loving you.May I have your autograph? I’ve never met the most beautiful girl in the world before.Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?You’re so sweet I’m getting cavities.Are those pants from outer space? Cause that ass is out of this world.You are like a championship bass, I don’t know if I should mount you or eat you.Is your dad a terrorist? Because your the bomb!You’re like a student and I’m like a math book, you solve all myproblemsAre you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only 10 I see!Was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?

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“جاك المرسول” هو عرض الواقع المغاربي،مستوحاة من العرض الشهير « C’é poste per te » للتلفزة الإيطالية،ويستند مبدأ “جاك المرسول” على أن يقوم شخص ما بإرسال دعوة إلى شخص آخر مجهول ، ويكون اللقاء سواء لإظهار مشاعره، أو إلى إعادة التواصل أو أيضا طلب المسامحة. «Jek El Marsoul» est un reality show maghrébin, inspiré de la fameuse émission « C’é poste per te » de la télévision Italienne. Le principe repose sur le fait qu’une personne envoie une invitation anonyme à autre personne qu’elle souhaiterait rencontrer sur le plateau de « Jek El Marsoul », pour témoigner ses sentiments, renouer le contact ou demander pardon…

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