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Making Use of Laughter To Attract Women

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The instance you recognized the bond between funny pick up lines and women, you’ll have no issues picking up women and finding a lot of dates.

Women feel fascination to some men while not feeling it towards other men specially the ones that knows how to inject sense of humor in each and every conversation. If you would like to use funny pick up lines to pickup women, attraction is an emotional response, engineered to be jump started by humor.

If you want to attract women, you must use funny pick up lines.

1. Take an chesty comment2. Twist it to add wit3. Take a jab or two, in a rascally way to the woman that you are trying to pick up.

Here are a few funny pick up lines:

A song from your lips is surely an aria from heaven.

All this could be yours for one low, low price!

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

Are you currently a tamale? ‘Cause you’re hot.

As she’s leaving….Hey shouldn’t you be forgetting something? She: What? Me!

Ask a woman for the time. “10:30? So today is January 10,1999, at 10:30 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you.”

Baby did you fart, ’cause you blow me away!

Baby, should you be words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel!

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.

Baby, you’re the next contestant in the game of love.

Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

Can I have directions? [“To where?”] To your heart.

Champaign can be tickly, and so can I.

(Close hand with nothing inside and give it to her) It’s my breath from when you took it away (open palm while saying this).

Coffee? Tea? Me?

Damn, if being sexy was a criminal offense, you’d be guilty as charged!

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Did you have Campbell’s soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you’re lookin’ mmm… mmm… good!

Do you have room in your life for one more friend?

Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?

Do you know karate? ‘Cause your body is really kickin’.

Does Levi’s pay you for wearing those and looking so good?

Does my breath smell okay?

Does your watch have a second-hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.

Don’t walk into that building — the sprinklers might go off!

Don’t you know me from somewhere?

Ever since I met you, you’ve lived in my heart without paying any rent.

Excuse me miss, I don’t mean to stare, but um I think you’re really Beautiful”

Excuse me miss… Have you got a cigarette? Actually, I’m not going one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.

Excuse me miss? You dropped something back there? (As you check around you ask “where”) Over there! (Ask again: “What did I drop?”) He answers back: My jaw!

Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?

Excuse me, I don’t want you to think I’m ridiculous or anything, but you’re the most gorgeous girl/guy I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I simply wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it’s just a sparkle.

Excuse me, I’d like to have kids someday, and I wished to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.

Excuse me, I’m looking for a friend…would you like to be my friend?

Excuse me, is your perfume that you are wearing?

Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses?

Good news, the test results are negative!

Got me? I’ll do your body good.

Grab them in the butt and have, “Pardon me, is this seat taken?”

Great selection of clothes, they match the trim in the Jag

Guy: What’s your name? Girl: Danielle Guy: Oh… I believed it was Aphrodite.

Guy: Can i see your hand? (he draws a little river then a bunny on one side and says he can’t get to the other side because he will go glub glub glub.) Gal: What was the point of that? Guy : Just wanted an excuse to hold your hand.

Guy: Did I see u somewhere? Girl: No Guy: Then I must of seen you in my dreams! (works everytime)

I’ve seen till I gazed into your eyes

He: You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? He: Twice.

Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?

Hello. Cupid called. He states to tell you that he needs my heart back.

Hey, come here often? You could, with me.

Hey, don’t frown – you may never know who might be falling in love with your smile.

Hey, don’t I know you? Yeah, you’re the girl/guy with the beautiful smile.

Hey, haven’t I seen you before? I remember, it was in my dreams!

Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?

Hey, I lost my phone number … Can I have yours?

Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I’ve not seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you’ve really changed! (I’m not Laura) What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!

Hey, somebody farted. Let us get out of here.

Hi, I’m a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?

Hi, I’m Batman. Wanna see my batmobile?

Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Hi, my name’s Right…Mr. Right.

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

Hi. Are you cute?

Hi. Can I domesticate you?

Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

Hi. My name is name. I’m running for president in 2012. And I could sure use your vote. Here…write down your number and I’ll call you to discuss my platform.

I don’t know you, but I think I love you already.

The funny pick up line may be over her head. Thus you’ve accomplished a few things here. You set up that you were confident enough to make fun of her, viewable that you’re comfortable around her, showed some sharps and wits and you proved that you have a funny side. That’s how you use funny pick up lines to pick up women.

Copyright Dean Cortez – Funny Pick Up Lines

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