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World Baseball Classic: Jenna Jameson or Alex Rodriguez? Who is the Better Athlete?

JUSTIN: Pardon me for daring to question the United States but after the loss in the World Baseball Classic to freaking Canada no less — I think it’s time to analyze America’s mentality when it comes to team sports.

I mean look at the last couple of years, USA Hockey team went 1-3-1 in the Olympics this year.

HOG: Wow! What a coincidence! 1-3-1 is also the measurements of Mary-Kate Olsen

JUSTIN: USA Basketball barely won Bronze in the Summer Olympics. USA Baseball is 1-1 and in danger of getting bounced from the WBC!

HOG: Yes, it’s true. But it’s only because, as a nation, the United States has changed its primary focus away from sports and to manufacturing high-quality automobiles. HA HA HA!

JUSTIN: Is the rest of the world catching up to the USA or is our system of sending All Star teams flawed? I think the USA Basketball team, after getting spanked in the Olympics by Argentineans with wispy mustaches, has finally caught on to the system and made the right move by picking their team 3 years in advance.

This is a great idea because it will allow them to play in games and gel together as a team long before the next Olympics. My question is why has it taken this long for the powers in charge to figure this out and why hasn’t USA Hockey and USA Baseball done the same?

HOG: Why are we losing? Because this is what happens when you send in a man to do a boy’s job. Pro athletes don’t care as much as amateurs. Same as in porn. Look at the pure glee on the faces of amateur porn stars as they perform, as opposed to the jaded, seen-it-all veterans of countless sequels to Huge Boobs Nurses Meet Giant Black Meat with Foot Fetishes.

JUSTIN: True but if you asked Jenna Jameson to f*ck for her country I’m pretty sure she’d pull out all the stops to please her partner! Don’t get me wrong though, I realize there is a lot of money involved and a commitment to the contracts the players have with their respective teams but it’s not like we’re asking these players to join the armed forces and risk their lives. I think I could forgive Tim Duncan or Rip Hamilton for being worn out in the NBA Finals if it was because they had played the entire season with a big ass gold medal hanging from their necks.

HOG: Dude, a lot of the NBA players USED to wear big ass gold medals from the necks… but the new dress code forbids it.

JUSTIN: Ha ha good point. I applaud any of the players that have played or are currently playing for the USA and will not criticize their effort because unlike some players they didn’t bow out and hide behind some lame duck excuse. In any other country in the world it’s an honor to represent your country but here in the USA it seems that more often than not it’s a burden.

HOG: I’ll never be… your beast of burden… Man, The Rolling Stones still rule.

JUSTIN: In other countries a player is excused when there is a game and he is playing for his national team. Why can’t the USA do that? Owners like George Steinbrenner who are pissed because their players are representing their countries instead of playing in some meaningless spring game should have their ass kicked.

HOG: C’mon man, it always comes down to money. Major League Baseball’s money vs. George Steinbrenner’s money. Baseball, Inc. is trying to market its game to other countries. See all those people in the stands? I don’t think their price of admission is going to charity.

JUSTIN: Yeah but the WBC is hosting 3 games in America so we’re still profiting from that.

HOG: George Steinbrenner is LOSING money because of this. His Spring Training is a big business in Tampa. You could argue this World Baseball Classic is bad for American business. Who is visiting TAMPA on vacation?

No one. Except to see the Yankees stars in Spring Training. I calculate that because of the World Baseball Classic, Tampa employees like waitresses, hotel staff, and bar owners lost $ 1.5 billion dollars per hour.

JUSTIN: I mean seriously wouldn’t have playing in the World Baseball Classic only have HELPED Barry Bonds reputation of being a steroid using dick?

HOG: No. Because the World Baseball Classic runs stricter tests for steroids and the like. The World Baseball Classic would only PROVE that Barry Bonds is a steroid user with no dick.

JUSTIN: In the NHL, hockey shuts down for 3 weeks so that all of the players can compete in the Olympics, which should be applauded, why can’t baseball do the same?

HOG: Baseball can’t do the same because baseball has more than 7 fans. Plus the NHL and its 7 viewers are also accustomed to their season lasting for 17 months.

JUSTIN: Did everyone forget about the 1972 Olympics where the USA was screwed out of a gold medal due to crappy officiating and REFUSED to accept their silver medals?

HOG: Whoa. That really happened? Cool! Because something really similar to me happened at Silbert’s Day Camp in the Catskill Mountains. See, in Color War, our team should have won the Kickball Tournament, except for a highly disputed “pegging” call.

JUSTIN: Did everyone forget the Miracle on Ice, where a group of unheralded hockey players from the USA made one of the most improbable runs in history and won a gold medal? Probably not but if you have ESPN Classic or a VCR you need to see these clips because this is what it’s like to represent your country in international competition.

HOG: Imagine there’s no countries,

It isn’t hard to do,

Nothing to kill or die for,

No religion too,

Imagine all the people

living life in peace…

Woo-hoo! Hoo-dee-hoo!

I just made that up. Like it?

JUSTIN: It’s dope, you should do a duet with Yoko, I’m pretty sure she’s free.

Those players weren’t just happy to be there or to simply represent their country. They were there to prove that America has the best athletes on the planet.

HOG: I think international competition is dumb. It only serves to
separate people, when in fact, we should be coming together for our common love of boobies.

It’s an outdated way of thinking. Dividing people up by country is as stupid as dividing people up by religion. Why not have the Religion Olympics? Jews vs. Muslims in Bracket A. Protestants vs. Catholics in Bracket B? Oh yeah, we already have that. It’s called Jihad.

JUSTIN: Perhaps in 2016 when the Olympics are held in Palestine you will get your wish for the first ever Religion Olympics hosted by none other than Snagglepuss from the Laugh Olympics! But whether we do or we don’t have the best athletes is not the point, my point is that killer instinct, that pride in ones country seems to be missing from our players and as a fan, as an American, it’s just frustrating to watch.

HOG: What’s REALLY frustrating to watch is right before the big “money shot” when they show the guy’s face wincing in pleasure. Ugh! I’m trying to time my sh!t to coordinate with the end of the video and now I’m thrown off by this ugly dude’s screw face! I hate that!

JUSTIN: From what I hear it’s a Miracle on Spice that you lasted all the way to the money shot!

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Question by handyman: What were your feelings when Gerald Ford was sworn in as President of the USA?
I remember an immense feeling of relief, and at his saying “Our long national nightmare is over,” echoing the sentiment.

Of course, a month later, he pardoned President Nixon, and I was mad at him. The gift of hindsight, though, made it clear that he was right to do so.

Best answer:

Answer by mswnana
I do not know if he was right in pardoning Nixon for what he did, but it was not his fault that Nixon did it, so I guess you are correct. I never noticed much about President Ford. He was the sort of person who did not bring much attention to himself. I wish someone would say our nightmare is over now.

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Former fundraiser for US Rep. Grimm arrested in NY
Businessman Ofer Biton was arraigned Friday at a federal court in Brooklyn on charges that he lied about his finances when he applied two years ago for a special visa available to foreigners who invest $ 500000 or more in a U.S. business. His lawyer …
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Background Check Service – If You About to Hire, Move, Or Date You Better Get the Whole Truth

Do you ever get the feeling that someone is truly off? There was something about them that just didn’t feel right, and it made you very uncomfortable. Even worse, have ever found out someone was capable of unimaginable things when you put your faith in them? Many victims of the awful crimes you hear about in the news were acquainted with the perpetrator of the crime and would never have even guessed that they were capable of the monstrosities they committed.

For the protection of you and your family from individuals you may have bad feelings about and people you believe you can trust, a resource is accessible which is good news. You can do a Public Records Search. This type of background check is safe and most importantly, discreet. This way, the person will have no idea that you have been running a investigation on them. All you have to do is search for someone’s name into an online database, and it will filter through millions of court and police records, and let you know if the person you are doing a search on has any arrests or convictions. Whether it’s neighbors, co-workers, friends, or the man your sister just started dating, you can investigate anyone. Any prior arrest that they may have will be listed here, be it a petty crime or something worse.

It is extremely important that you keep your family members secure, even if it is from the people that you are friends with and feel you can trust completely. And you would be surprised at how well these ne’er do wells can hide their pasts. You may be horrified at what you learn.

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Steve Quayle & Alex Report of 'Postal Service' Building Torture Rooms on Alex Jones Tv 1/4

Alex & Steve report on how america is heading for lockdown! stevequayle.com www.infowars.com www.prisonplanet.tv US Postal Service Expands Construction Of Secret Rooms Paul Joseph Watson www.prisonplanet.tv Tuesday, May 25, 2010 We have received documents from a military source indicating that US Postal Service facilities across the country are expanding the construction of secretive criminal investigation rooms, which some fear will be used to detain American citizens in the event of a national emergency, bioterror attack or pandemic. The documents (PDF) show architectural floor plans for criminal investigation rooms that would be housed within existing US Postal Service buildings. The blueprints show secret rooms within post offices where, the source claims, families will be separated in the event of martial law being declared. The United States Postal Service undoubtedly uses such criminal investigative units to conduct investigations into mail fraud through its federal enforcement arm, the United States Postal Inspection Service, but as with many things of this nature, everything serves a dual purpose. The fact that such rooms are being constructed inside post offices is verified. We discovered this web page which talks about how an architecture firm called IPG Architects constructed a Criminal Investigative Office within the Macon Post Office in Macon, Georgia. The new documents describe similar rooms being constructed in Lake Forest, Illinois and Gurnee, Illinois
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Question by Rachael C: Degree in Criminal Justice or Human services?
I am going to start college in the fall. I am interested in either getting a aa degree in criminal justice or Human services. What would make more money and have more opportunities, and would be more interesting to get into?? I am having a hard time making a real decision. Please give me your opinion, and if you have any experience in either I would love to hear about it. Thanks:)

Best answer:

Answer by pequeño
human services. i was a cj major – you cant really do anything with it. sure, you can work in law enforcement … but you can do that without a degree.

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Calif. shuffles crimes under inmate-crowding law
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Steve Quayle & Alex Report of 'Postal Service' Building Torture Rooms on Alex Jones Tv 2/4

Alex & Steve report on how america is heading for lockdown! stevequayle.com www.infowars.com www.prisonplanet.tv US Postal Service Expands Construction Of Secret Rooms Paul Joseph Watson www.prisonplanet.tv Tuesday, May 25, 2010 We have received documents from a military source indicating that US Postal Service facilities across the country are expanding the construction of secretive criminal investigation rooms, which some fear will be used to detain American citizens in the event of a national emergency, bioterror attack or pandemic. The documents (PDF) show architectural floor plans for criminal investigation rooms that would be housed within existing US Postal Service buildings. The blueprints show secret rooms within post offices where, the source claims, families will be separated in the event of martial law being declared. The United States Postal Service undoubtedly uses such criminal investigative units to conduct investigations into mail fraud through its federal enforcement arm, the United States Postal Inspection Service, but as with many things of this nature, everything serves a dual purpose. The fact that such rooms are being constructed inside post offices is verified. We discovered this web page which talks about how an architecture firm called IPG Architects constructed a Criminal Investigative Office within the Macon Post Office in Macon, Georgia. The new documents describe similar rooms being constructed in Lake Forest, Illinois and Gurnee, Illinois

Help Make Your Romance Better After You Forgive Infidelity

Article by Deborah Lindstrom

There’s absolutely nothing that could compare to the heartbreak that being cheated on can bring. In the US, most cases of divorce are filed on account of infidelity. It’s almost impossible to get back the trust that’s broken by cheating. Infidelity, however, doesn’t have to always lead to divorce. Married couples who successfully deal with infidelity often come out happier and their marriages become stronger.

There are several cases in which forgiving infidelity is the best course of action. As long as both husbands and wives are prepared to make some changes and also sacrifices they’ll be able to mend the marriage.

Trust is the major ingredient of a healthy romance. The marriage will, naturally, suffer a great deal due to the betrayal of trust. Ironically, the people who trust their spouses the most often suffer the greatest pain when their spouses commit infidelity. This is because these people will be the ones who least suspect the betrayal. The faithful spouse will definitely won’t be able to trust the unfaithful partner and also at the same time may be hard on himself or herself for everything that happened.

The erring spouse too, not the just the faithful partner, will suffer psychologically because of an affair. Aside from that, the kids will certainly suffer psychological pain too. Often, the faithful spouses even fault themselves because of what happened. Infidelity won’t ever have a sensible explanation. If you’re a victim of cheating, whatever you decide and do, do not blame yourself. Your partner chose to be disloyal and not you.

You’ll have to forgive your cheating spouse totally should you resolve that you want to continue on dwelling with him or her. It will not be simple nonetheless take comfort in the fact that other people before you have fully pardoned their unfaithful partners. You can help yourself attain personal serenity by fully forgiving your unfaithful husband or wife. It’s about moving on and carrying on with your lives. By forgiving, you will be really letting go of the psychological pressure you had to carry at the time you were cheated on.

One of the best signs that an unfaithful partner really is sorry is when she or he confesses without being asked. If your spouse admits to having an affair without having to be asked, this usually shows you that your partner is truly remorseful. A dishonest spouse who confesses to the offense without having to be prompted will most likely not try it again. Nevertheless, they might be not really that open with regards to the specific reasons that they cheated. It is probably the best to finish a spousal relationship if the disloyal partner is not genuine in wishing to save the relationship. Remember that it’s you alone who could determine whether or not your dishonest spouse is honest in seeking to mend your relationship. The choice is exclusively yours to make. You’re the master of your own personal fate.

Generally, those couples who choose to remain together following the unfaithfulness are confirming that they are happier than before the affair occurred. In contrast, those that separated after the affair generally report being unhappier. The thing is that divorce should just be regarded as a last choice.

Click on this link if you want additional information about forgiving infidelity. It’s really worth to save the marriage.










Related What Is Pardon Articles

A Far Better Hope

getting a pardon
by skampy

Article by Sexperiment28

In a real sense the world is on death row. I have been to prison, only visiting, and I have seen death row. It is a depressing place. These folks are condemned to die. The moment we sin, the moment we make one little mistake before a Holy God, we were on death row. And all the world finds itself on death row. The great news is that God loved the world so much, even while we were on death row, he sent Jesus Christ to take the death penalty for your sins and mine. If we have received that, we have been pardoned. We have been set free. Pardoned.

The Bible says this in Hebrews 7:19, “But now we have a far better hope, for Christ makes us acceptable to God…” Many of us have accepted Christ, but do you realize that God has accepted you because you have been pardoned? Now we may draw near to Him. The Christian life would be worth it even if there was no such thing as heaven, just to have a clear conscience. It really would. One of the number one causes of hopelessness is shame and guilt and the evil one likes to stuff our pockets full of shame and guilt. He whispers to us, “You are going to be punished for that. God will get you back for that one. He is going to hammer you. You had better look over your shoulder, because one night you will be walking down the street and God will come up behind you and wham you and punish you.” Those are lies, Christians.

Satan is a liar, he is the father of lies, he is the greatest liar in the history of the world. He has been lying for thousands and thousands and thousands of years and he keeps most of us hemmed in and limited. He keeps most of us who are in Christ hopeless because he whispers lies to us day in and day out. “You can’t do that because of your past.” “God can’t use you any more because of what you did last week or last month or last year.” We have got to call him a liar and remember that we have been pardoned. We will suffer consequences but we are not condemned. Christ took the punishment once and for all, it is over, signed, sealed and delivered. Now we can go on and live our lives according to Ed Young Jr. We have been pardoned.

Ed Young Jr talks about The Sexperiment.










A Far Better Hope

Article by Sexperiment28

In a real sense the world is on death row. I have been to prison, only visiting, and I have seen death row. It is a depressing place. These folks are condemned to die. The moment we sin, the moment we make one little mistake before a Holy God, we were on death row. And all the world finds itself on death row. The great news is that God loved the world so much, even while we were on death row, he sent Jesus Christ to take the death penalty for your sins and mine. If we have received that, we have been pardoned. We have been set free. Pardoned.

The Bible says this in Hebrews 7:19, “But now we have a far better hope, for Christ makes us acceptable to God…” Many of us have accepted Christ, but do you realize that God has accepted you because you have been pardoned? Now we may draw near to Him. The Christian life would be worth it even if there was no such thing as heaven, just to have a clear conscience. It really would. One of the number one causes of hopelessness is shame and guilt and the evil one likes to stuff our pockets full of shame and guilt. He whispers to us, “You are going to be punished for that. God will get you back for that one. He is going to hammer you. You had better look over your shoulder, because one night you will be walking down the street and God will come up behind you and wham you and punish you.” Those are lies, Christians.

Satan is a liar, he is the father of lies, he is the greatest liar in the history of the world. He has been lying for thousands and thousands and thousands of years and he keeps most of us hemmed in and limited. He keeps most of us who are in Christ hopeless because he whispers lies to us day in and day out. “You can’t do that because of your past.” “God can’t use you any more because of what you did last week or last month or last year.” We have got to call him a liar and remember that we have been pardoned. We will suffer consequences but we are not condemned. Christ took the punishment once and for all, it is over, signed, sealed and delivered. Now we can go on and live our lives according to Ed Young Jr. We have been pardoned.

Ed Young Jr talks about The Sexperiment.










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